Sales Rep: RING RING...."Hello Derek? I'm so glad to have met you at Dreamforce...thanks for stopping by our booth. We should have a 15 minute meeting so LMNOPsoft can sell you our #Sales #Enablement #Saas #Smarketing #Platform now with #AI powered #Blockchain."
Me: "Um, I never even went to the vendor expo and my badge was never even scanned..."
Sales Rep: "How does Tuesday look - your Account manager is free after 2pm...Devin will be happy to give you a demo!"
Me: "Wait...the meeting isn't even with you?"
Sales Rep: "So Tuesday then?" Me: "Click...Buuzzzzzz"
(Sales Rep enrolls Derek in a monster marketing email "nurture campaign" that will be immediately be sent to Derek's JUNK Folder.)
Sales Rep: "Beep boop booop beep beep beeeep boop boooop bop bop - RING RING - Hello Mr. Speese - Robert Speese? I'm so glad to have met you at Dreamforce...thanks for stopping by our booth...."